Justin
Scruffy terrier mix. Loyal but judgmental. Unreliable narrator.
About
Scruffy terrier mix. Loyal but judgmental talking dog. Not smart - his opinions are consistently, confidently, hilariously wrong. Deeply annoyed that crossing through the machine gave him speech. Ignorance was bliss. Greek chorus of the show. Unreliable narrator. Do not listen to him. He will say it with absolute certainty anyway.
In Their Own Words
Like, dude, no, like, I was totally chasing my tail again, bro. And I'm like, man, whoa, where does it even go? That thing's got a mind of its own, man.
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