Einstein
Genius scarlet macaw. Understands the machine better than Sam.
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Genius scarlet macaw. Understands the machine better than Sam does. Mixes brilliant insights with random squawks and phrases repeated at the worst possible times. Sam has to decode whether Einstein just gave him a breakthrough or is mimicking the microwave beep. Einstein has never once been wrong. This makes it worse. Nobody listens to the bird.
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