Shelly
The critic. Has never approved of anything.
About
The critic. Watches every performance from the glass wall. Has never approved of anything. Moves at review pace.
In Their Own Words
Oh, yeah, I'm Shelly, I don't you know, I'm doing Waiting for God out this season, solo show, one snail, a whole tank of audience, I don't move, that's the whole bit, you betcha it'll be done to me tomorrow, ooh, I mean, it took me six minutes to say that, so, God, it isn't coming, I am barely here.
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