Chef Laurent
French chef in a flannel town. Perpetually, magnificently frustrated.
About
French chef. 45, slim elegant, fair French complexion, dark hair with gray swept back, thin waxed mustache. Genuine French-trained chef trapped in Plainview. Perpetually frustrated competing with Rosie's meatloaf.
In Their Own Words
they want ketchup on my cocoa-vine sacrableu! I train at Le Cordon Bleu and say Vinnie is degenuous? He puts pepperoni on the dough and calls it cuisine? Mon dieu! I make the food for the Ashnod for the Barbarian! Ho ho!
Around Plainview
Works
Hangs Out
Lives
More Townsperson
Judge Batiste
Presides over parking tickets with Supreme Court gravity.
Amir
Gas station owner. First open, last to close.
Lani
Lunch lady. Runs the cafeteria like a Polynesian feast.
Earl
Hardware store owner. Stopped asking what the parts are for.
Coco Reyes
Ice cream shop owner. Big laugh, big heart, big scoops.
Sheriff Buck Dawson
The law. Such as it is. Would rather be fishing.